Please shoot me with a bullet made from the U.S. Constitution
— ∈≚∂∩ (@doTheHugs) August 22, 2012
11:17 pm 1 note
the glass ceiling is made of scrotum skin
— lord crunkington III (@postcrunk) August 27, 2012
11:14 pm
turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left
— wooden men (@amethystxmatt) January 10, 2012
11:10 pm
LMFAO i cantstop thinking about that caveman startin fire for the first time an just buggin an hes like “yo i gotta go paint this in a cave”
— BILL NYE THO (@Bill_Nye_tho) September 4, 2012
10:56 pm
Ronald Reagon loudly urges an animal to kill itself.
— IlllllllllllllI (@IlllllllllllllI) August 19, 2012
8:49 pm 1 note
Why Israelis protest against military exemption for ultra-Orthodox Jews ? The secular Jews are protesting becausetwitpic.com/aklo1e
— Airo Maki-Sun (@AiroMakiSun) August 17, 2012
4:23 pm
@cwnevius I have never EVER appeared in drag at most Holy Redeemer- let alone waved a dildo cross.It’s a lie, and I’m mad about it.Fix?
— Peaches Christ (@PeachesChrist) August 16, 2012
4:18 pm
THE OBAMA CRIMES: Justin Theroux dined at Elio’s restaurant in NYC on July 30with Jennifer best gal pals Courten twitpic.com/ak9uz7
— Airo Maki-Sun (@AiroMakiSun) August 16, 2012
6:45 pm 3 notes
